I have done something so, so naughty. And I'd like to tell you how to do it, too.
The subject of our conversation today, dear ones, is this: how to doctor up cookie dough mix so that you can fry it like doughnuts. And then eat it in all its gooey, rich glory.
How I got this brilliant idea
I first had this idea shortly after making doughnuts from biscuits in a tube. I thought of how you can make cake mix into pancakes, too, and I was all like, "why can't I do something like this with cookie mix?".
So I grabbed some cookie dough mix. I used this pumpkin kind, but you could probably try it with any Betty Crocker type.
How I made it happen
So I started out with some cookie mix, and basically followed the instructions (mix with some melted butter and a pasteurized egg--this was important, as the resulting doughnuts were pretty gooey and it was nice to know that I'd killed harmful bacteria)
and then shaped the dough into little rounds and tried to fry 'em in oil. Mission: failure. They melted!
But then, I decided to see what would happen if I froze the dough. So I put the doughnut shaped cookie dough mounds in the freezer for like 2 days. Then I was brave enough to try again.
I heated oil in a frying pan, and then added the freezing cookie doughnut rounds, a few at a time, keeping the rest in their chill.
And guess what...this time, it worked. They held their shape long enough to become crisp all over, but with a gooey, oozy interior.
Ooey gooey aside, though, they were rather ugly.
Don't worry, there's a solution: add glaze and sprinkles! I made a simple confectioners' sugar glaze and added rainbow sprinkles.
OK. So here's what you do if you want to give it a try.
Cookie Dough Doughnuts
- Betty Crocker cookie dough mix, mixed per the package instructions (use a pasteurized egg for safest results)
- A pan
- enough vegetable oil to fill the pan about an inch full
- A spatula
- 1 1/2 cups confectioners' sugar
- 1-3 tablespoons milk, to thin the sugar for a glaze
- food coloring, if desired
Step 1: Mix the cookie dough as specified on the package instructions. Shape the cookie dough into little doughnut shapes. Now, place them on a plate or parchment-lined baking sheet and put them in the freezer for several hours or overnight.
Step 2: Keep the dough in the freezer, but start fryin' some oil. Place it in the pan and heat it until it hovers between 350 and 375 degrees F.
Step 3: Add the dough, a few rounds at a time, keeping the rest in the freezer. Fry until it is browned and crispy, then flip the doughnut rounds. It's ok if they slightly melt around the edges, as long as they mostly stay together. Be very gentle when flipping, as they are delicate.
Step 4: Fry side two, and transfer to a plate lined with paper towels to blot excess oil. Don't put them on a cooling rack because they will melt through (they will be fragile until they set).
Step 5: Grab more rounds from the freezer and continue frying. Repeat til you've fried 'em all. Let cool.
Step 6: Once set and cool, mix up the confectioners' sugar, enough milk so that it is pourable, and food coloring, if desired. Drizzle over the cookie doughnuts, and immediately garnish with sprinkles (they stick best when the glaze is freshly applied).
Step 7: Enjoy. Die(t) another day.
Have you ever fried something unexpected for dessert?