"Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate."
-- Charles M. Schulz
"Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good."
-- Lora Brody
"Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words."
"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.”
-- Leslie Moak Murray
"Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain."
-- Dave Barry
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
-- Jo Brand
"What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate."
-- Katharine Hepburn
"There's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates."
-- Fernando Pessoa
"Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming."
-- Ryan Mecum
"Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt."
-- Judith Olney
"Happiness is German engineering, Italian cooking, and Belgian chocolate."
-- Patricia Briggs