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Friday
Aug212009

Sweet Escape: Cake With Nail File from Criminal Crafts

Cake with Nail file by Criminal Crafts
We all need to make a stealthy exit sometimes--so why not add some gateau to your getaway with a super-sweet cake complete with prison-break nail file from Criminal Crafts?

These two-layer cakes are indeed edible, and come in a variety of cake and frosting combinations; they are coated in apricot glaze before shipping to preserve freshness; each cake has a (non-edible) durable 6" metal file (safely wrapped in a parchment paper seal) hidden in the lower layer. Of course, as they specify in their shop, "We’ve never actually tried to make a jail break with one, but seen it done in movies, so we’re fairly certain it should work" -- though refunds are not offered in case it doesn't.

Of course, there is some fine print:

This item is for delivery in the US only and will NOT be shipped directly to prisons, mental health facilities, government offices or HS detention, you’re just going to have to take it in person, and as we’ve spelled it out in delicious dark chocolate, “Good Luck”.

And finally, to sweeten the deal:

As a special offer we’re offering a 20% discount to anyone ordering who is under investigation for tax fraud or if your last name is Madoff. Please convo for more info on felony specials.

Sounds like one sweet escape!

 

CakeSpy Note: The artist in question, Shawn Bowman, is also part of an amazing upcoming event in Portland, OR: The Pie Fight Party! Click here for more information.

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Reader Comments (8)

this is hilarious XD

August 21 | Unregistered Commentermel

This is awesome, I could use the file to escape from some of the horrible parties I have to attend!

P.S. I found your blog on the BloggersChoiceAwards website and think it is great! I voted for you, I write for the Our Everyday Earth - Green Blog and wondered if you would vote for us in the best Education blog category;

http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/78212

Thanks in advance :)

August 21 | Unregistered CommenterEv

Glad you enjoyed! Ev, thank you for your sweet words and congratulations on your nomination! That is awesome!

August 21 | Unregistered CommenterCakespy

This cake is too much, I love it!

Also, your hermits look a-mazing!

Thanks for the kind comment on my bog, as well :)

August 22 | Unregistered Commenteralanna rose

This is really great, LOL! Especially the disclaimer "we don't ship directly to prisons".

August 23 | Unregistered CommenterChristina

What a FANTASTIC marketing idea. Hilarious!

August 24 | Unregistered CommenterMrs Soup

so brilliant, so cool, so cute looking too!!!

August 27 | Unregistered Commenterlyndsay

Nice post. There's no question why you were nominated. This cake is cool. I'd like to try this one.

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