ShamRock Shake, Rattle and Roll

St. Patrick's day may be over, but the ultimate symbol of green excess is still available through the end of the month. No, we're not talking about green beer--we're talking about that green monster of a cold confection, the Shamrock Shake.

There's something delightfully trashy about this shake, which has clearly resonated with the public--there's even a movement to make it available year round. But somehow, as attracted as we are to this never-found-in-nature-green drink, we can't seem to make ourselves cross the threshold of those golden arches--must have seen Super Size Me one too many times.

Luckily, we've come up with a solution to make something just as satisfyingly unhealthy at home--and this recipe actually has shamrocks. So bad it's good, in a rot-your-teeth-out sort of way; plus, with St. Patrick's day baking supplies on sale, it's also an extremely cost-efficient treat.

Shamrock Shake

Ingredients:

• A massive handful of green shamrock sprinkles (no, you may not substitute non-shamrock shaped green sprinkles)
• 4 ounces or so milk (we used soymilk--yes, we see the incongruity in this)
• A healthy scoop of ice cream 
• Small handful of ice cubes

Directions: Pour in blender; blend until smooth. Pour in your favorite glass that will allow the green to show through. Bask in the sugary green glory. Serves one.

* Optional note: Feel free to add Bailey's Irish Cream, Creme de Menthe or straight whiskey to taste. 

Comments

[Octavine Illustration]

i think sprinkles should be a necessary ingredient to all shakes. the possibilities for theme drinks become quite endless this way. brava, my dear for yet another brilliant idea.

[Jaimee]

I just might have a "Handful of green shamrock sprinkles" leftover!
HORRAAAH!